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Brown fails leadership test by shunning Georgia crisis

GEORGIA has been shattered by Russian bombardment. Russia threatens Poland with nuclear attack. The West faces the greatest threat from the East since the collapse of the Iron Curtain, with the US being drawn into an increasingly ferocious war of words with its one-time enemy. Where, pray tell, is our Prime Minister in the middle of all this?

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BROWN FAILS LEADERSHIP TEST BY SHUNNING GEORGIA CRISIS

17.08.08, 7:51pm


Now here's a frightening Saga
Bout a man called Bu££$hit Brown
He's living at Ten Downing Street
In good old London Town.

He used to be the Chancellor
Who bled the Country Dry
Through Fines and Stealthy Taxes
Yes he made the People Cry.

Now Bu££$hit he cares NOTHING
For the People of this Land
Cares even LESS for the Elderly
Cos theyre are a drain upon his £pound.

He's happy to send £billions
of our Tax money abroad
But bad policy led to recession
that we just cannot afford.

Some years ago old Bu££$hit
Sold off half the Nations Gold
To pay for BLiars Warmongering
He got a £pittance I am told.

That Gold at to-days values
Is worth Many £billions more
That money could have helped us now
Stave off Recession and even more

Another of his Dirty Tricks
Was to Pillage Retirement Funds
He stole £billions of their Profits
To buy Armaments and Guns

That caused some Major Problems
Cos the Pension Funds couldnt cope
And Bu££$hit ruined the lives of millions
And their dream retirement hopes

Now Bu££$hit spouts fine rhetoric
About Rights and Democracy
But when the Russians Invaded Georgia
He was a notable Absentee.

He's supposed to run a Country
That commands respect amongst the World
But his performance is Pathetic
His Ideals remain unsold

To the rest of the European Union
Who each have had their say
Calling strongly upon the Russians
To get out and go away.

Now recession it has hit us
And we are all feeling the pinch
But to Bu££$hit and his Cronies
Life is just one happy cinch

Recession doesnt bother them
With their snouts firmly in the Trough
With Platinum Plated Pensions
And Gross Expenses Every Month

And despite all they are getting
It is WE who bear the cost
Funding refurbishment of 2nd Homes
Out of Taxes - That is Gross !

And guess what else we pay for
In their Opulent Second Homes
We pay their Council Taxes
Tv Licences and their Phones.


So lets just have a recap
About Bu££$hit and his Lot
Just what are they doing FOR us ?
I guess they couldnt give a Jot !

They've neglected all our Borders
Immigration its gone Wild
We end up paying all their Benefits
And they're living it up in Style

But the Coup - de - Grace it hit us
When Bu££$hit gave up our Sovereignty
And signed the EU Constitution
Against our wishes - TREASONABLY

His predecessor Tony BLiar
Had done similarly
When he gave up our EU Rebate
For NO gain to You and Me

BLiars only consideration
When he did that dastardly deed
Was to make himself look Magnanimous
In the eyes of the EU Elite

His eye was on the EU Presidency
To fulfill his Ego and his dreams
Of equal Status with America
And its Presidential Esteem.

New Labours gross Ineptitude
Has pulled Gt Britain Down
We ARE Flat Broke, Weve little hope
We Wear a THIRD WORLD Crown

So again its time to recap
Labours Performance in the last 11 years
They've lurched from debacle to debacle
Enough to bring you out in Tears

Bu££$hits Incompetent Governing Party
Have led this Country to Despair
Britannia once Ruled - but now we've all been Fooled
And now the Terrorist seeks the Chair

They openly spout Radicalisation
But our Govenments Impotent
BLiars Human Rights Act and the PC Brigade
Means we Just CANT Deport Them

So the Great has gone from Gt Britain
Our Sovereignty's been Killed Off Too
The Country's nearly Bankrupt
And there's NOTHING we can do

Till the 2010 Elections
Thats when we ALL will have our say
And Bu££$hit Brown will be Driven from Town
And his Party made to Pay.

• Posted by: EmperorMing • Report Comment

LEADERSHIP, WHAT LEADERSHIP?.

17.08.08, 7:17pm

The total contempt that Russia (Pushkin) has shown to the whole western world during the rape af georgia is symptomatic of the Russia we have known for centuries - ignorant, stupid and arrogant with great layers of sadism thrown in. I have noticed many letters of support for Russia in the media - T.V, newspaper forums etc - and it sickens me. The anti American dummies should try to understand that without them - warts and all - The whole of Europe and who can guess what other vast ares of the world would be colonies of that large and ugly country, Russia. I guess these are the brits, commie sympathisers, who have'nt the guts to emigrate there, their alternative is to vote labour, the pinky ones who have'nt the guts to be communists because they would be in society's twilight world of futility. That is why Brown has not got the ultimate hypocricy to attack the Russian actions in Georgia. He can only make feeble comments with all the virity of a slug.

• Posted by: bluenote • Report Comment

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