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		<title><![CDATA[Daily Express :: Odd News Feed]]></title>
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		<description>Simply The Best 7 Days A Week</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 08:29:50 +0100</pubDate> 
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			 <title><![CDATA[Seal in amazing escape from jaws of doom]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198545/Seal-in-amazing-escape-from-jaws-of-doom/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198545/Seal-in-amazing-escape-from-jaws-of-doom/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/198545_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[HOW'S that for a kick in the teeth? A young seal escapes the gaping mouth of a great white shark by using the predator's jaw for leverage.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198545/Seal-in-amazing-escape-from-jaws-of-doom/#comments</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Jumbo hedge...Elephants part of Noah's Bark ]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198442/Jumbo-hedge-Elephants-part-of-Noah-s-Bark-/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198442/Jumbo-hedge-Elephants-part-of-Noah-s-Bark-/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/198442_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[THESE green elephants would give the neighbours a shock if they appeared in your back garden.  ]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198442/Jumbo-hedge-Elephants-part-of-Noah-s-Bark-/#comments</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Obese orangutan put on veg diet ]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198266/Obese-orangutan-put-on-veg-diet-/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198266/Obese-orangutan-put-on-veg-diet-/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/198266_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[OSHINE the orangutan is one ape who definitely won't be monkeying around until she's shed a few pounds. ]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198266/Obese-orangutan-put-on-veg-diet-/#comments</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[The long and short arm of the law]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198148/The-long-and-short-arm-of-the-law/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198148/The-long-and-short-arm-of-the-law/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/198148_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[YOU'VE heard of good cop, bad cop. Now meet tall cop, small cop. ]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198148/The-long-and-short-arm-of-the-law/#comments</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Police dog gets own Twitter blog]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198136/Police-dog-gets-own-Twitter-blog/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198136/Police-dog-gets-own-Twitter-blog/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/198136_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[POLICE have been accused of wasting time and manpower after setting up a Twitter page... for this crime-fighting dog.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198136/Police-dog-gets-own-Twitter-blog/#comments</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[&#163;30,000 car submerged by tide]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198063/-30-000-car-submerged-by-tide/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198063/-30-000-car-submerged-by-tide/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/198063_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[A PROUD business man, who left his new off-roader on a beach was not banking on it being taken away by the tide. ]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/198063/-30-000-car-submerged-by-tide/#comments</comments><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Crooks blow up home after burglary]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197874/Crooks-blow-up-home-after-burglary/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197874/Crooks-blow-up-home-after-burglary/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/197874_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[BURGLARS who broke into a family home were not banking on destroying it, but that's exactly what happened after they accidentally blew up half the house.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197874/Crooks-blow-up-home-after-burglary/#comments</comments><pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Brits eat 17m biscuits a year...no wonder we can't slim]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197751/Brits-eat-17m-biscuits-a-year-no-wonder-we-can-t-slim/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197751/Brits-eat-17m-biscuits-a-year-no-wonder-we-can-t-slim/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/197751_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[BRITONS are munching their way through 17 million biscuits a year, spending more than &#163;1.4billion. That is 51,166 extra calories and 2,439 extra grams of fat annually.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197751/Brits-eat-17m-biscuits-a-year-no-wonder-we-can-t-slim/#comments</comments><pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[British gardener grows the world's biggest potato]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197442/British-gardener-grows-the-world-s-biggest-potato/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197442/British-gardener-grows-the-world-s-biggest-potato/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/197442_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[A BRITISH gardener has produced the world's biggest potato.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197442/British-gardener-grows-the-world-s-biggest-potato/#comments</comments><pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Orangutan stand in father for lion cubs]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197215/Orangutan-stand-in-father-for-lion-cubs/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197215/Orangutan-stand-in-father-for-lion-cubs/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/197215_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[He may be king of the swingers among the gang at the zoo but Hanama the orangutan is suddenly finding there's more to life than just aping around.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197215/Orangutan-stand-in-father-for-lion-cubs/#comments</comments><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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